Let's face it. Geese aren't the friendliest of all animals, especially if you've got something they want; i.e. food. In addition, they tend to leave their waste behind (one goose makes about one pound of waste each day!) wherever they go – golf courses, parks, cemeteries, schoolyards. In short, geese can be a nuisance.
You're on the golf course, ready to take a shot. It's going to be a hole in one – you can feel it – you bend over, ready to swing and it happens – out walk the geese.
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