Let's face it. Geese aren't the friendliest of all animals, especially if you've got something they want; i.e. food. In addition, they tend to leave their waste behind (one goose makes about one pound of waste each day!) wherever they go - golf courses, parks, cemeteries, schoolyards. In short, geese can be a nuisance.

You're on the golf course, ready to take a shot. It's going to be a hole in one - you can feel it - you bend over, ready to swing and it happens - out walk the geese.

Or